Thursday, February 16, 2012

How To Train A Muscle Bear


As you can see in the above photo, Muscle Bears often require rigorous training and discipline - forced to bend over and perform unspeakable acts repeatedly - until they collapse into a grunting, hairy, muscular mass of sweaty exhaustion.

I actually know of the two men in the MuscleBear training photo. The Bear (who shall remain nameless) -  and his Personal Trainer 'Ted The Torturer' who's G-Force Fitness class I attend attend at Palm Springs World Gym 3 times a week. He makes me do unspeakable things with dumbbells over and over again until I'm a sweaty, hairy mass of grunting muscular exhaustion too. But there are no photos of that because I am still ten pounds overweight - and lack sufficient large muscle-mass development to be worth photographing... at this time.