Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Muscle Bear Mesomorphs vs Ectomorphic Stick-Boys and Blubber-Tubber Endomorphs

I'm starting to hate those beefy, burly hairy little 5' 8" LUGNUTS who happened to be born with Mesomorph genetics, thick bones, and a predisposition towards packing on muscle.


For two reasons really. One, because their weight-lifting effort at the gym actually pays off and delivers visible muscle mass results rather quickly. And Two, the large amounts of muscle tissue tends to attract other Muscle Bears and greatly reduces the odds of ever getting one to notice the Rest Of Us. And so it goes...